Table flipping madness
electricplasmid:

oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model

electricplasmid:

oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model

jimmykudos:

I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

askradicalgoodspeed:

We’re Going For A Ride

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

pleatedjeans:

via

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet